I really fucking regret ever asking my brother to come visit me for my birthday

he’s done nothing but be a complete fucking asshole to me the entire time

tagged → #ignore me #personal

theoriginalimpossiblesoufflegirl replied to your photoset “guys. I’m drinking from the D.”

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUPCAKE ILY

THANK YOU SO MUCH I LOVE YOU TOO ♥♥♥

teatimewithbatman replied to your photoset “guys. I’m drinking from the D.”

look at you. look at your adorable face. happy birthday you gorram adorable munchkin.

ugh, you’re wonderful and I adore you ♥♥♥

tagged → #omfg #amusing things
just gonna… leave this here….

just gonna… leave this here….

tagged → #amusing things
tagged → #amusing things #omfg
easilyhumored:

did this kid in my old spanish textbook call someone and ask for their phone number??

easilyhumored:

did this kid in my old spanish textbook call someone and ask for their phone number??

tagged → #omfg #amusing things

phoneticmeow:

Tumblr on November 1st

so… hbrinkster and I went zip lining over Fremont last night for my birthday.

it was pretty fucking spectacular.

zombikki:

that-flighty-temptress-adventure:

hbrinkster:

that-flighty-temptress-adventure:

I have work at 3. it’s 7 and I can’t sleep. fuck.

THIS FACE. I like this face. 4 more days

you are ridiculous but also OH MY GOD 4 MORE DAYS

WHY THE FUCK WAS I NOT SENT THIS PICTURE

YOU WERE SLEEPING

zombikki:

that-flighty-temptress-adventure:

hbrinkster:

that-flighty-temptress-adventure:

I have work at 3. it’s 7 and I can’t sleep.
fuck.

THIS FACE. I like this face. 4 more days

you are ridiculous but also OH MY GOD 4 MORE DAYS

WHY THE FUCK WAS I NOT SENT THIS PICTURE

YOU WERE SLEEPING

tagged → #my face #ignore me
zombikki:

What even is my hair though.

guys
my girlfriend is absolutely fucking gorgeous

zombikki:

What even is my hair though.

guys

my girlfriend is absolutely fucking gorgeous

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

tagged → #amusing things

evangelinedares:

chikuto:

Pretty simple!

I was about to get so mad at this post but thank god for that ending

tagged → #amusing things #omfg