This is basically what it’s like to be an adult.
getting a haircut is so fucking stressful I never know what I should do with my hair and it doesn’t matter because it comes out looking like shit anyway and then I let it grow out and complain that it’s getting too long aND THEN THE WHOLE FUCKING PROCESS STARTS OVER AGAIN
William the Bloody, Slayer of slayers, one of the worst vampires in history
You know this scene?
They weren’t supposed to touch him
I still would’ve
I know Hayley’s was unscripted but if Dominic wasn’t supposed to touch him either, that just makes everything that much more hilarious because Chris Evans’s milkshake brings EVERYONE to the yard.
a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost
the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear
Back ground nurse:
"I have a shirt here, if you…oh my. wow. Hello.
There is no shirt here.”
i particularly love this compliment because it also implies my fearsome ability to displace people in time as i absorb their life force
I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store.
I think about this all the time
This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom