I have no idea what I’m doing, but… god, nothing makes me happier than hearing that ringtone and seeing that name and gorgeous face on my screen again
Omg where did you find this?
…I have such a love/hate relationship with that store.
hE’S SNUGGLING WITH BUCKY BEAR I CAN’T
STOP RIGHT THERE!
You’re under arrest for being such a cutie. Oh oops it seems I have forgotten my handcuffs I guess I’ll just have to hold your hand. You have the right to remain silent. Or you can talk. I like it when you talk. Okay now come with me please.
Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.
remove cattle from stage
that’s not even the best partkey terms include:
- “balance your chair on two legs”
- "continue swimming motion"
- "insert peanuts"
- "play ball!"
- "release the penguins"
- "gradually become agitated"
- "light explosives now….. and….. ….. now."
inuruk replied to your post “so I bought a new sweatshirt I wore it to work because it gets…”
Also I’m very sorry you work for walmart as well. HAve you read any of the hate-filled stories I write about the terrible place to make myself feel better?
NO I HADN’T BUT I AM NOW AND I’M CRYING IT’S HILARIOUS
do you have a specific tag that you use for them? I just went to your /tagged/walmart page
so I bought a new sweatshirt
I wore it to work because it gets cold in the break room. and I was coming back from break and saw this adorable kid playing in the action figure aisle, wearing a hulk mask and he saw me and freaked out over my sweatshirt.
so I put on my hood and his grandma took a picture of us together and sent it to me
JUST LOOK HOW EXCITED HE GOT THIS KID MADE MY FREAKING DAY
she has the class later today, I’ll keep you updated
(also, we found out that professor stark is a woman. rob stark on the schedule… was short for robin. oh well, she can still be a snarky asshole. I hope.)
A coffee pot can be a coffee mug if you just don’t fucking care
last time I went to the strip, I went with my older brother and he ended up getting annoyed because both nights we went, people kept coming up to us and offering us couple’s discounts to clubs
and when women did come up to us
they ended up hitting on me
8 hours each night of women either flirting with me or calling us a “cute couple”
at the end of the night my brother just sorta sighed and said, “you know, it’s a good thing I didn’t come to vegas to get laid like most people do. I would’ve ended up really disappointed.”