mylifeasaheadcrab:

i just contemplated going to sleep to avoid getting up to go pee

this is it

this is what rock bottom looks like

tagged → #amusing things

evaded:

If I text you first, you better appreciate that shit because I don’t do it for just anyone.

feminerdism:

You forget just how often other Buffyverse characters make fun of Angel’s brooding vampire mystique until you see it all laid out like this.

"You know, um, I just wanna say Angel and Spike, they were hanging out, uh, for years and years and years, they were in, you know, all kinds of deviant, they were vampires… Are we thinking they never…? Come on, people! I’m just sayin’. I’m just sayin’. You know, they’re open-minded guys. They may be evil but, you know, they’re not bigoted or closed-minded."
Joss Whedon (DVD Commentary, Angel 5x15: A Hole in the World)

the-diogenes:

*dramatic end credit music*

Will our hero stick to his diet? And just how much paperwork does it take to rig a Korean election?

Find out in two years.

pixeflutters:

everytime you think “that’s too big to be a sea bass”

you’re wrong

you are fucking wrong

its always a fucking sea bass

there was a big chunk of peanut butter cookie dough in my chocolate chip cookie dough

I’ll never trust another human being again

tagged → #personal #ignore me
HEY DOLLHOUSE FANS: Remember Topher Brink Day?

doll-frakking-house:

Last year we started this thing in commemoration of Topher Brink.  Thursday, April 24th will be our own Topher Birthday celebration (that day was selected due to the air-date that his birthday episode took place)

This will be our second annual celebration, and contributing is literally the easiest thing in the world: Post lots and lots and lots of Topher related stuff on your blogs! I’ll be reblogging this post every so often between now and then. Feel free to signal boost as well!

And major thanks to accio-pirates for being brilliant and amazing for remembering the event and making a point of bringing the idea to life again! (and follow her because she totally rocks.)

denchguy:

shavingryansprivates:

spero-e-sospiro:

shavingryansprivates:

i have a structured settlement but i need cash now

Call JG Wentworth: 877-CASH-NOW!

877-CASH-NOW?

877-CASH NOW!!!!

tagged → #amusing things #omfg
precumming:

my dinner every night

it’s a-me, spaghettios

precumming:

my dinner every night

it’s a-me, spaghettios

quasigeostrophy:

rockcandymelted:

tobefitforme:

im allergic to penicillin
this is me every time i go to the doctor.
she forgets everytime.

gotta love your nurses, people.

I think there’s a Facebook group that made t-shirts along the lines of “Be kind to nurses. They keep doctors from killing you.” My mom was a nurse for over 40 years.

tagged → #amusing things
To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

edwardspoonhands:

itseasytoremember:

catswithbenefits:

This is the new “MOVI” camera stabilizer that has the possibility to rapidly change the film industry
check it out



Option 1 - Build a $5,000,000 technological marvel. 
Option 2 - Strap it to a chicken

edwardspoonhands:

itseasytoremember:

catswithbenefits:

This is the new “MOVI” camera stabilizer that has the possibility to rapidly change the film industry

check it out

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Option 1 - Build a $5,000,000 technological marvel. 

Option 2 - Strap it to a chicken

Anonymous asked: I find lentils completely incomprehensible.

incomprehensiblelentils:

OH duuuuuuuh

well-played nonnie, well-played

I’m sorry, I just couldn’t resist.