FIRST KISS: We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time…
"What’s your name again?"
Fencing, Scottish style
I laugh every time I see this.
Scotty VS Sulu
its the year 2021. you download designer drug for your 3d printer off the bit torrent network. you go to get the drugs out of the printer but instead of drugs it printed a cop. Youre under arrest
afraid of the future
WTF. WTF wtf WtF wTF WTf!
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
I wonder if anybody’s actually had feelings for me, like actually got upset or mad over little things I did and got jealous and confused over me and thought about me on a regular basis. I feel like I’m the only person that ever really cares about anyone and that nobody’s ever felt that way for me.
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, IRON MAN
HEARD YOU WERE TALKIN SHIT
WHY HAS STEVE GOT STARS OVER HIS NIPPLES
his nipples are censored by freedom
thats an oxymoron in itself
no, that’s america
these days I say “I hate this website” with such an affectionate tone I don’t even know the fuck I actually mean by it anymore
1. Do not describe your poems with adjectives like “shitty”. Do not call yourself “normal” or “boring”. Your hair is not too red. Your talent is not “alright”. And you are not just a socially awkward penguin. You are what you say and what you think and what you want to become. When you receive a compliment, do not put a “but” or an “I don’t think so” or any backhanded contradiction in your reply. Accept it and say your thank yous sincerely. There is a difference between humility and negativity. Devaluing yourself is not attractive.
2. Stop chasing after boys who don’t even make the effort to message you, chase you, or get to know you. You are sick of people who make you feel they don’t want you enough. Find someone who knows what they want. Find someone who knows what they want is you.
3. Some people can not give you what you want. They do not have what you are looking for. And that is completely okay."
do you think the queen of england has ever eaten a taco
i would bet 94% of my life that she hasn’t
Yes she has during her State Visit to Mexico in 1975. President Echeverría served them to her as part of introducing HM to the culture of Mexico.
I WANT 94% OF YOUR LIFE THANK YOU PLEASE
i am 6% done with this
binka dinka dinka dinkada dinkada dinkada dink DINK
i s2g i’ve been laughing at this for 10 minutes
Monty Python and the Holy Grail Horse Action Figure.